There’s a Stinky Goblin in the Shed – Chapter 5
'There's a Stinky Goblin in the Shed' (Chapter Five) by Andrea Kaczmarek.
“I am not sure, I am lost, I think” Then he sat on the grass with a bump. “I do not know what happened. I fell and fell, down and down, then there was a great sound of wind and I landed here, bang, and now I am hurt all over.” He pointed at the ground with his long, bony finger. “I think I fell through a long, dark hole.”
Hob shook his large head and his floppy, greasy hair shook with it. He said nothing more but made a few gasps and a coughing noise.
“Can we, er, help you look for that hole?” Jerry wasn’t sure what else to say. “And, um, help you back through it?”
The goblin took a while to answer, then he sniffed, “Yes, that is a good plan.” He pulled out a filthy green handkerchief and blew his nose long, loud and hard.
“We’re not going to find that hole now, Jerry, not in the dark,” Jacob whispered after they had crawled around, hole-searching. “What do we do with him until it`s morning and we can go hole-hunting proper?”
The twins looked at each other and shook their heads.
“We’ll have to leave him here. No way are we taking him back to the shed with us.” Jacob kept his voice low.
“Yeah, but look at him. What harm can he do, he is pretty small?” Jerry felt a bit sorry for Hob, snivelling in his rags.
“And what’s Gran going to say?” Jacob still wasn’t sure.
“Well, she always tells us to help people,” Jerry grinned.
“Yeah, people, not lost goblins.” Jacob shook his head. “And just where’s it going to sleep?’
Jerry laughed. “In the hammock, looks like his size?”
Jacob still wasn’t convinced, but they both laughed and told Hob that they would take him back to their den and the next day would help him find the hole he had fallen through … that was the plan.
“Better mark this spot, the hole must be nearby,” Jerry said, deciding to be practical, so they found a few stones and placed them in an easy-to-find circle for when they started the search in the morning.
Walking back didn’t take as long as the boys had thought – if there’s one thing a goblin’s very good at, it’s running. Well, chasing actually. That’s what goblins do – they chase, they are world-class chasers − and Hob chased along behind or in front of them, at full speed. He disappeared only once when he chased after a squeaking mouse, but the mouse fled into thick nettles and Hob started whistling an eerie, tuneless goblin song.