Funny

Read funny stories for kids, and laugh your socks off with our fantastic free funny books and kids poems!

Take Your Pick

A passionate appeal in poetry about why picking your nose just isn’t that bad…

A deceitful man called Wang is punished when he steals a duck from his neighbour.

Timmy Tiptoes is a squirrel who saves up his nuts – until he discovers a new friend!

Petey Guts is a little bit greedy when it comes to spaghetti – until something terrible happens!

Barry Banana is having a great party – until a monkey comes along!

A cook creates a mischievous Gingerman… who sends everyone on a wild goose chase!

Joe wants to sleep in Mummy and Daddy’s bed tonight – but there are good reasons not to!

A crazy story about three silly people, and a man’s quest to find three sillier!

Jupiter gives a poor man three wishes – but you’ll laugh at what he wishes for!

When a herd of unicorns pass, a sad little donkey wishes he was more like them.

Pepper is so bored in her classes that she is willing to go the end of the earth to get some special ingredients!

Pepper discovers her new friends did come to her birthday after all… but they’re not at all happy with her now!

Pepper makes preparations to win a potion competition, with a little help from her friend Carrot!

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