Funny Poems | Bedtime Stories

The Crocodile

Read Lewis Carroll's classic poem about the original crocodile smile!

March 19, 2018July 15, 2021

Mrs Snipkin and Mrs Wobblechin can't agree on whether the window should be opened or closed. Watch out, Mrs Wobblechin!

March 5, 2018July 15, 2021

Antonio, Antonio, was tired of being alonio... a funny series of limericks for children who love sounds!

February 27, 2018July 15, 2021

Have you ever seen an elephant trying to use the telephone...?

February 6, 2018July 15, 2021

Mulga Bill thinks he can ride a bicycle... oh, how funny!

October 17, 2016July 15, 2021

An old man talks about the things he did in his youth, and how it made him into the old man he is today.

October 14, 2016July 15, 2021

Have you ever heard of an animal as ridiculous as the triantiwontigongolope?

October 12, 2016July 15, 2021

My Granny is not like other Grannies... she's inspirational!

April 18, 2016August 30, 2021

A passionate appeal in poetry about why picking your nose just isn't that bad...

April 18, 2016August 30, 2021

A poem about the animals at the Zoo - and one kind in particular!

December 10, 2015March 9, 2020

A spider tries a number of tricks to seduce a fly into his web.

September 11, 2015March 9, 2020