This kid's socks are so smelly, you'll never guess what happened!
I hadn’t washed my socks for 13 weeks.
My mom found out too late for me to warn her.
They grossed her out so bad, she got real mad
And made both me and my socks stand in the corner.
Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019
Illustration from Pixabay.
1. Why do you think socks get smelly? What’s a way you could test your theory?
What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems
written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.
It’s a long-awaited, hilarious collection of children’s poems by poet Arden Davidson, and includes topics ranging from a snoring grandma to a six-footed camel to reflections on the weirdness of mirrors.