What To Do About Grandma

Funny poems for kids illustration What to do About Grandma
This grandma snores so loud she makes earthquakes!
What To Do About Grandma

When grandma goes to sleep at night,
I shut all the windows and doors.
I put cotton in my ears because, well,
my grandma snores.

She snores so loud it jiggles the house
and makes the shutters shake.
One time our neighbors ran out screaming –
they thought there was an earthquake.

Another time she snored so loud
our ears and noses bled.
Now everyone runs for cover
when my grandma goes to bed.

Yes, grandma’s known for snoring.
She’s known all over town.
Even power saws and freight trains
tell my grandma to pipe down.

She’s louder than a motor bike
or a great big thunder clap.
Oh dear! Oh no! I’ve got to go!
It’s time for grandma’s nap!

Copyright Arden Davidson, 1998

 

POEM FOR KIDS WRITTEN BY ARDEN DAVIDSON

Illustration from Pixabay.

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1. The kid in this poem compares Grandma’s snoring to an earthquake, power saws and freight trains. Can you think of some other crazy things the Grandma’s snoring in this poem might be compared with?

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