When grandma goes to sleep at night, I shut all the windows and doors. I put cotton in my ears because, well, my grandma snores.

She snores so loud it jiggles the house and makes the shutters shake. One time our neighbors ran out screaming – they thought there was an earthquake.

Another time she snored so loud our ears and noses bled. Now everyone runs for cover when my grandma goes to bed.

Yes, grandma’s known for snoring. She’s known all over town. Even power saws and freight trains tell my grandma to pipe down.

She’s louder than a motor bike or a great big thunder clap. Oh dear! Oh no! I’ve got to go! It’s time for grandma’s nap!

Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019

 

POEM FOR KIDS WRITTEN BY ARDEN DAVIDSON

Illustration from Pixabay.

LET’S CHAT ABOUT THE POEM ~ IDEAS FOR TALKING WITH KIDS

Creativity

1. The kid in this poem compares Grandma’s snoring to an earthquake, power saws and freight trains. Can you think of some other crazy things the Grandma’s snoring in this poem might be compared with?

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Whats Weird About a Mirror by Arden Davidson Storyberries Publishing

What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems

written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.

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