Do you understand what animals are saying? This kid does!
I think that I’ve got it all figured out… what animal talk is all about.
“Moo” means excuse me, that’s my milk you’re takin’. “Oink” means quit lookin’ at me like I’m bacon.
“Nay” means no shoes, no shirt, no ride. “Baa” means, gee lately it’s colder outside.
“Arf” means my tail is my very best feature. “Meow” means I’m such an exquisite creature.
“Quack” means this water is turning quite icy. “Hiss” means you look so delicious and spicy.
“Roarrr” means I am the king of the beasts. “Honk” means I am the queen of the geese.
“Grrrr” means I’ll eat you when you go for a walk. Boy am I glad I speak animal talk!
Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019
What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems
written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.
It’s a long-awaited, hilarious collection of children’s poems by poet Arden Davidson, and includes topics ranging from a snoring grandma to a six-footed camel to reflections on the weirdness of mirrors.