What happens when a photo Mum's got of you is the WORST?!
I’m so upset – I’m mortified. I need a real cool place to hide.
I never will let one soul see this ugly, gross picture of me.
I can’t believe I looked like that for ever just one second flat.
My face looks squished. My nose looks pug. And my left eyeball looks like a bug!
This photograph must disappear. I’d die if my friends saw it here.
Wait…mom is talking to my dad, I think things might not be so bad.
I think she’s solved my problem, yup! She said she’s gonna blow it up!
Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019
Illustration created with elements from Pixabay.
1. What does Mummy in this poem mean when she says she’s going to blow the photo up? Does it means what the kid thinks it means?
2. Why do you think this poem is funny?
What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems
written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.
It’s a long-awaited, hilarious collection of children’s poems by poet Arden Davidson, and includes topics ranging from a snoring grandma to a six-footed camel to reflections on the weirdness of mirrors.