Critical Condition

Funny poems for kids illustration Critical Condition
Ah, Dads...! Serenade yours next Fathers Day with this funny poem.
Critical Condition

A bee without its stinger
is like a porcupine without quills
is like an ant without its feelers
is like a fish without its gills
is like a goose without its feathers
is like a kangaroo with no pouch
is like a turtle without its shell
is like a dad without its couch.

 

Copyright Arden Davidson, 1998

 

POEM FOR KIDS WRITTEN BY ARDEN DAVIDSON

Illustration from Pixabay.

LET’S CHAT ABOUT THE POEM ~ IDEAS FOR TALKING WITH KIDS

Creativity

1. What are some other funny things that are like a Dad without his couch?

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