There are some people who you should just never let cut your hair!
Today I got a haircut and I think I’m going to cry. Seeing myself in the mirror this way just makes me want to die.
The top is way too short, and my ears stick out all funny. The back looks like the mangled tail of a mutant Easter bunny.
My bangs look like they lost real bad in a game of truth or dare. A word of advice, never ever let your best friend cut your hair!
Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019
Illustration by Kseniya Shagieva
1. Why do you think the kid in this story let their friend cut their hair, even if it probably wasn’t a good idea?!
What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems
written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.
It’s a long-awaited, hilarious collection of children’s poems by poet Arden Davidson, and includes topics ranging from a snoring grandma to a six-footed camel to reflections on the weirdness of mirrors.