All bad kinds of things happen when you run into a door!
I ran across the floor and smacked into a door. It made my nose all bloody. And now I’m talking fuddy.
It blackened up my eye so bad I thought I’d die. It flattened out my face so it looked like second base.
It knocked a couple teeth loose. Now I squirt when I drink orange juice. Next time I take off runnin’, I’m hopin’ the door I’m runnin’ through is open.
Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019
Illustration created with elements from Pixabay.
Creativity, Independent Thinking
1. Why does the kid in this poem ‘squirt orange juice’?
2. How about ‘talk fuddy’?
What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems
written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.
It’s a long-awaited, hilarious collection of children’s poems by poet Arden Davidson, and includes topics ranging from a snoring grandma to a six-footed camel to reflections on the weirdness of mirrors.