There’s something in my eye. If it’s dust, I think I’ll cry.

If it’s mud, I think I’ll scream. If it’s a fly, I hate this dream. If it’s a spider, it’ll tickle. If it’s dead, I’m in a pickle. If it’s a mouse, then I’ll yell “Scram!” But, If it’s deaf, I’m in a jam.

If it’s a fish, I’ll bawl right now. If it’s a horse, I’ll have a cow. If it’s a bee, I’ll grab its stinger.

Silly me, it’s just my finger.

 

Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019

 

POEM FOR KIDS WRITTEN BY ARDEN DAVIDSON

Illustration from Pixabay, with thanks.

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Whats Weird About a Mirror by Arden Davidson Storyberries Publishing

What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems

written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.

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