Something In My Eye
Something has landed in this kid's eye!
There’s something in my eye. If it’s dust, I think I’ll cry.
If it’s mud, I think I’ll scream. If it’s a fly, I hate this dream. If it’s a spider, it’ll tickle. If it’s dead, I’m in a pickle. If it’s a mouse, then I’ll yell “Scram!” But, If it’s deaf, I’m in a jam.
If it’s a fish, I’ll bawl right now. If it’s a horse, I’ll have a cow. If it’s a bee, I’ll grab its stinger.
Silly me, it’s just my finger.
Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019
What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems
written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.
It’s a long-awaited, hilarious collection of children’s poems by poet Arden Davidson, and includes topics ranging from a snoring grandma to a six-footed camel to reflections on the weirdness of mirrors.