The Vacuum Monster
This is the WORST thing about when someone vaccuums!
I hear it start to growl when my mom plugs in its tail. Then its middle gets all puffed up like the belly of a whale.
It drags my mom behind her eating everything in sight. It’s hungry and it’s angry; prob’ly never lost a fight.
My puppy runs away from it. My baby kitty claws it. And we all feel so much better when it’s sleeping in the closet.
It’s not that I am scared of it. I’d never, ever be. It’s just that when it roars, I can’t hear one word on TV!
Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019
Illustration created with elements from Pixabay.
1. The kid in this poem doesn’t like the vacuum. Can you think of some ways he could make the vacuuming time quicker in his household?
What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems
written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.
It’s a long-awaited, hilarious collection of children’s poems by poet Arden Davidson, and includes topics ranging from a snoring grandma to a six-footed camel to reflections on the weirdness of mirrors.