Thomeone hath a looth tooth ! What'th a kid to do!
I’ve got a looth tooth that wigglth and jigglth and wrigglth. I move it around but it never comth out of my mouth. I pull it, I yank it, I twirl it, I thpank it, but it jutht never theems to want to come out of ith houth.
I’d call the Tooth Fairy, but she’th kinda thcary, Tho I thtill cannot theem to be free of thith wiggly looth tooth, that to tell you the truth, ith makin’ a thap outa me.
I’m going to give it one thuper thtrong yank, cuth I really could uthe thome money. Great Scott! It’s out! At last, it’s out! But now I’m talking funny.
Copyright Arden Davidson, 2019
Illustration by Kseniya Shagieva
1. This poem is written in a very funny way. What is funny about the way this poem is written? Do you like it?
What’s Weird About A Mirror: 101 Curious Poems
written by Arden Davidson and published by Storyberries.
It’s a long-awaited, hilarious collection of children’s poems by poet Arden Davidson, and includes topics ranging from a snoring grandma to a six-footed camel to reflections on the weirdness of mirrors.